It’s not April 1st so this must be true, right? Apparently a 28-year old man from Russia complained of strong pains in his chest. Doctors found a tumor in his lungs so decided to do a biopsy. Low and behold, a tree had sprung. A 5 cm branch with green pokey needles and everything!
Some suggestions for this strange occurence is that the man may have inhaled a small bud which then grew inside his body. I think there should be an interruption of television right now warning people to not inhale small buds. Just smoke them.
sweet deconstruction 
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